rebellions: surely no one will notice that huge piece of metal on my back haha nope (STEALTH MODE)
Ragna=the=Bloodedge ([personal profile] rebellions) wrote in [community profile] punorama2017-07-26 01:30 pm

Mitsunari in the fast food-land



[After all this time of traveling between worlds that seem to have been stuck in Middle Ages, Ragna was beginning to suspect advanced technology was nothing more than a product of his imagination and/or fever dream he'd had at some point in his life. Sure, he'd never relied too much on crap like computers and smartphones and whatnot, but the rest of the world depended heavily on Ars Magus stuff, and even Sector Seven (which shunned Ars Magus usage) used electric technology far more developed than any place they have come across during their travels. What are the odds of his world being literally the only one out there that has managed to figure that shit out?

Finally, Ragna is proved wrong when the crew of the Katabami find themselves in a world far different from the ones they've visited so far. It's not quite the same as what Ragna is used to from his own world, but the busy streets of a city constantly illuminated by lights, shops and traffic feels at least somewhat familiar. Enough not to get lost or overwhelmed, at least. In fact, it's kinda fun not to feel like he's traveled back in time a few centuries for once. Maybe he can get some nice food he hasn't had for while? Or watch TV on the screens in the market. You know, appreciate the things that used to be so obvious he kind of didn't pay them any attention back then.

However, not all of them are used to this sort of environment, so whether he likes it or not, Ragna is now stuck on babysitting duty. Frankly, he's not too worried about Mitsunari ─ rather, he's worried about the unfortunate souls who happen to run into him and invoke his wrath by asking him to take a picture of them at the local landmark or something like that. So here he is, apparently resigning himself to damage control whatever goes wrong here ─ and let's be real, something definitely will.]


curseking: (headtilt #2)

[personal profile] curseking 2017-08-07 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ When you spend most of your life ordering people around, that mindset tends to bleed into inappropriate situations...

Though if it's true that they're just going to get gross that quickly, there's no point in bothering. How irritating.

--Wait, what did Ragna just say?

Mitsunari stares at him. ]


...What do you ask for in return for this generosity?
curseking: (stubbed my toe today it's ieyasu's fault)

[personal profile] curseking 2017-08-08 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're the idiot here. Are you offering out of the kindness of your heart or some other such inane reason?

[ He sounds sarcastic. People offer to do things because they expect compensation. That's how the world works.

But actually... Ragna's not really the kind of person who would demand something in return. Maybe he's offering because it's really just not an imposition on him in any way and that's what... friends... do.

Stupid, confusing Ragna. Why does he never act in a way Mitsunari can anticipate? ]


...If you really want nothing in return, then yes. Make some for me. I... would not be unappreciative.

[ That last sentence all but kills him to say. Tsun tsun Mitsun. ]
curseking: (HISS SNARL GROWL)

[personal profile] curseking 2017-08-12 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
I refuse to dumb down my vocabulary for your sake.

[ He would have left it that and then maybe found it within himself to force out the words "thank you" anyway if Ragna hadn't stolen another goddamn fry.

That it's "only" a single French fry is irrelevant! It is the principle of the matter! ]


I said ask for my permission, you thieving animal!

[ Damn it. How can he properly avenge this theft? Steal something back? No, he won't stoop to Ragna's level. Throw the fries away so no one can have them? ...No, he's not done with them yet.

He's not sure. How do you avenge yourself without resorting to violence? Why is this so hard?! ]


Somehow... somehow I will find a way to instill a sense of shame in you!

[ He slams his fist down on the table, but it's obvious he's not sure how he's going to accomplish this task. ]
Edited 2017-08-12 09:59 (UTC)
curseking: (shoebill gijinka)

[personal profile] curseking 2017-08-14 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If looks could kill, this one would... maybe not quite kill, but maim, certainly.

He's almost tempted to sit here all damn day to spite Ragna, but Ragna would probably leave and Mitsunari does kind of want to see the rest of the city.

He stands up, container of fries in hand. ]


I do not operate on your schedule, but I tire of this place all the same.

[ He heads for the exit, not bothering to wait on Ragna, of course. He hopes the door slams in his face, in fact. ]
curseking: (headtilt #2)

[personal profile] curseking 2017-08-16 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mitsunari is not a man who pities anyone, least of all a person who is important to him. Pity is an emotion miles away from respect. Though, he doesn't think he'll be engaging Ragna in any more fights, now knowing the price he has to pay for his powers. Ragna must stay alive; because he has unfulfilled vengeance, and because Mitsunari wants him to.

Mitsunari, in any case, gives Ragna a look that says "are you an idiot?". ]


How do you expect me to have any destination in mind? These sorry excuses for architecture could serve any number of purposes.

[ But then he gets an idea. ]

...Where do I obtain a horseless carriage?
curseking: (STARING CONTEST)

[personal profile] curseking 2017-08-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't see how the third point is a remotely valid complaint. If you can make something into a death machine, then by God, do it. ]

You should considering yourself deeply fortunate that I do not intend to raise my blade to you, because I have no tolerance for blatant condescension.

[ Pause. ]

And I do not want windows, I want a horseless carriage. Are you daft or attempting to rile me further? I genuinely cannot tell.
curseking: (1)

[personal profile] curseking 2017-09-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mitsunari nods, contented for the moment since Ragna has chosen to comply with his wishes.

He doesn't know what sort of store they need to visit. After all, he doesn't even know what the "horseless carriages" are actually called. Looking at the cars passing by on the street, he can see that they're emblazoned with emblems that say things like "NISSAN" and "CHRYSLER". Are those... the names of the people who created the vehicles? That makes sense. The name for the vehicle in general wouldn't just be written on its side. Horses don't have signs saying "this is a horse" around their necks.

As luck would have it, they don't have to walk long before they pass by So-And-So's Car Dealership. It would have been better if they'd stumbled upon a car rental service -- Mitsunari really does not need to own a car -- but this is how fate would have it. Mitsunari doesn't look excited, because he never does, but he's definitely interested in all the cars for sale. ]


So the horseless carriages are called "cars".

[ Mitsunari is satisfied with this new knowledge. It's faster to say. ]

Ragna! Let's go. I am getting myself the fastest and sleekest "car" available.

[ If it's spiky, that's good too. ]
Edited 2017-09-06 03:28 (UTC)
curseking: (gyoubu we are underground)

[personal profile] curseking 2017-10-22 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's preposterous.

[ Mitsunari gives Ragna a completely unwarranted 'you're an idiot' look. ]

No one has ever in my life asked me for proof that I could ride a horse.

[ Absolutely flawless logic. Gold star for Mitsunari.

And anyway, how hard can driving be? Surely not at all difficult for Ishida Mitsunari, left hand of the Toyotomi.

Nothing about that title indicates an ability to operate a motor vehicle without killing people. ]
curseking: (1)

[personal profile] curseking 2017-10-30 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ ..."Preppy"? There's a flash of confusion on his face. That's a term he's never heard before. What the hell is it supposed to mean? That brief moment of confusion is quickly overtaken by his usual irritation. ]

Those are the words of a man who has obviously never so much as laid eyes on a horse! To ride well takes practice and skill! I doubt you could even manage to keep yourself upright in the saddle.
Edited (SORRY FOR ALL THE EDITS DSJKDS) 2017-10-30 06:49 (UTC)